So, since I took a green form today I might as well do this now. Taking green forms is actually very easy, but there are a few certain things to look out for, depending on how paranoid you are and how you want your teachers impression of you to be. If you're like me, you are pretty paranoid and want your teacher to have a good impression of you so you can get out of things easily. In that case, follow this guide! For those suicidal don't-give-a-shit-'cause-teacher-is-retarded-anyway people, do it your way.
Note that after repeated green forms, that your teacher will get suspicious. Some teachers get suspicious faster than others, for example Mdm. Phua was very easy to take a green form for. On the other hand, Mdm. Kaur is easy to take from once or twice, but she will catch on quickly. You'll generally be able to tell from the feel of the teacher.
Traits of a Easy teacher:
- Gullible (VERY EASY TRAIT)
- Easy to Fool (VERY EASY TRAIT)
- Busy all the time
- Not strict during lesson, or very strict during lesson
- Cannot enforce rules for life, or very strictly adheres to the rules
Traits of a Difficult teacher:
- Sarcastic
- May seem easy to push around, but can hold his/her own in class
- Seemingly slack but is actually decently strict (VERY DIFFICULT TRAIT)
- Obviously has some brains in dealing with students tricks (VERY DIFFICULT TRAIT)
Just some things I noticed over the years. If your teacher is VERY EASY, you can take whenever you want. Even up to 3x a week, but of course if you're going to take one everyday even the stupidest of teachers will get you. If you're going for an EASY teacher, maybe once a week should be okay. For a DIFFICULT teacher, once every 3 weeks as well as some acting skills will be required. Finally, for a VERY DIFFICULT teacher, maybe once or twice in a term, preferably with a few weeks separation. You will also need to look sick. Get a friend to carry you or something, though it's only needed for the 2nd green form onwards.
Another thing would be picking which day to green form. You want to pick a day where there are preferably no practicals, and nothing important. Try not to do it on a day where you have a test because you might have to stay back the next day to do it. If a teacher, a CT especially tells you ON THAT DAY ITSELF that you must stay back for something, you SHOULD NOT take a green form. I have seen someone attempt it and it did not end well. If you want to skip CIP, then you should just not come to school, teachers tend to be a bit more persistent if you have a class activity like CIP after school.
Do not EVER go together with other friends to take a green form, the office lady will also get a bit angry, and if three or four of you go to take a green form at once, the teacher will surely get angry. I have seen this happy before my very eyes thanks to 2 very smart classmates of mine in Secondary 2. The most you can pull of is 2 one after the other, going at the same time is VERY risky and can only work on certain teachers.
Any other questions?
I could do a ranking list of all the teachers I know (I was halfway through it) but then I figured I'd rather not. This post is long enough as it is.
-Haruhiist
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